Monday, December 04, 2006

I need an intervention

because I watch Intervention. I'm not a hitman or anything but I'd be willing to take Sylvia out if her family asked me to. For free. Consider it a favor.

Jesus God woman, I haven't a single iota of an ounce of sympathy for you.

I've also never seen anyone pound vodka like that. I do find that a bit impressive.

D! You've got junk! Little baby junk! Isn't that a weird concept? We had penii!

1 comment:

Devan said...

lol - baby junk. he he