Ew, is all

My almost-2-year-old daughter just handed me a gift, which she made herself. In her nose.

She just handed me a BOOGER! A booger! What is the proper response to such an offering? Does presentation of all bodily fluids, solidified or not, require polite acceptance and joyful frolic? May one refuse and reach for a kleenex? So much to learn.

My friend K-Dog just called and announced that her c-section, which was originally scheduled for the 24th, has been moved up to today. Today! She's having a baby today! It's not fair that anyone should know the date (down to the hour, even) that one's baby is arriving. And I'm not saying this because I'm bitter. Really.