It snot what you think it is

Two kids. Two colds. Infinite jest.

This cannot end soon enough. To subject a child to this kind of shit before it can blow its nose is purely sadistic. Without a powered suction device like you see at the dentist, ain't no way I'm getting all that snot out. It's ENDLESS! On the plus side, I'm constantly going around humming the Maxwell House jingle (you know the one: the music plays as the percolator bubbles merrily along? perk!). So there's that.